Literature
Fart Punishment
"DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY!", I said, hitting a younger person (I'm 30, he's like... 25) until he bleeds. They called the ambulance, but the police did nothing, as he voluntarily entered the fight. Everyone was acclaiming, I felt so good knowing the true power of my fists.
"ANYONE ELSE?", I shouted. Nobody wanted to fight me, as they knew I was really strong!
*Text Message*
Oh, look, my sister invited me to her house, I will really look forward to it, she usually cooks amazing foods and, after a fight, her nachos are delicious! It will be such an amazing dinner. I drive to her house, happily, and enter.
My sister soon handcuffs me. I'm confused